"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/15/2016 at 10:23 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/15/2016 at 10:23 • Filed to: None | 1
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Really, Little Debbie? These convenience store supposedly “cosmic” brownies are very unlikely to have any magical powers like the brownies you get at a dispensary. We need truth in product naming!
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:26 |
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Same thing here:
deprecated account
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:27 |
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I wouldn’t know where to look, but I’m sure you could find some truly special brownies somewhere. Little Debbie is the shizzle though. Like, seriously, I have Oatmeal Creme Pie addiction.
CalzoneGolem
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
06/15/2016 at 10:28 |
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And don’t feed the Phish Food to your fish.
BigBlock440
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:33 |
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I don’t see any claim to magical powers on the labels.
EL_ULY
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:34 |
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
*runs out the door shouting, “not racist!”*
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Textured Soy Protein
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
06/15/2016 at 10:39 |
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That looks like it tastes delicious but I have a mortal hatred of the preppy/hippie Dave fans of my youth, in their cutoff khaki shorts and tie die shirts, talking about how his rendition of All Along the Watchtower is better than Jimi Hendrix.
shop-teacher
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:41 |
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Maybe the food coloring gives you magical colored poop?
kanadanmajava1
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:42 |
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The Cosmic Carbone bicycle wheels by Mavic never made to space either but I still like the name. At least the carbon(e) part is pretty much correct.
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Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:46 |
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I drive a car with an engine designed by a nazi nutjob, I don’t care who invented the stuff I like :)
But I agree that the weed smoking juggling greasy haired guys that I knew in high school were irritating.
yamahog
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 10:52 |
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I will hear none of this slander against Little Debbie! They are the best junk food purveyors out there!
*Scurries off with Swiss rolls, cosmic brownies and zebra cakes*
Twinpowermeansoneturbo
> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 11:27 |
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People only buy them when they’re already having a “cosmic” experience. If you know what I mean.
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> Textured Soy Protein
06/15/2016 at 16:22 |
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Well, “
Little
Debbie” alone is misnomer. It’s like calling the 500lb guy Tiny, with the amount of sugar and fat their products contain.